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Although it couldn’t really be considered a “date rape” per se, all of her friends thought that it was rather rude of the Cup Monster to jerk off and ejaculate all over Vanessa after she had passed out while they were making out on the couch.

Sure, from that angle it appears that Kelly is winning because she is on top.

However, if you look more closely you can clearly see that I am giving her double toejam Athlete’s Vagina through her flannel pajama pants.

So, actually, I’m totally winning.

This photo is a veritable Benetton ad of non-paying child support offenders.

Did you know that in vending machines in Japan that they sell belt buckles that look just like skanky Asian chicks in cutoff denim skirts?

Well, they do!

It’s pretty sad that the two most hygienic things visible in this photograph are this this girl’s bad hepatitic prison tattoos and the gay guy in his underwear wearing a purple scarf.

Then Sofia and Caitlin touched tongues and crossed their lip shanker STD streams Ghostbusters-style, exploded into a thousand points of brilliant light and were never seen or heard from again.

We’re standing where I just peed.

Although Enrique promised Eliana that he would love her forever and ever, seven seconds after this picture was taken he climaxed, wiped himself off on the back her black frilly skirt and melted back into the crowd of reveling merrymakers never to be seen again.