Hey Everyone,

Tumblr took down this blog and a bunch of other related blogs last week.

It looks like this blog has been brought back from the dead. Hopefully the other ones will be back soon as well. (Fingers crossed and big thanks to the folks at Tumblr for being so cool and working to resolve this problem.)

Tumblr really is one of the greatest and most fun blogging/content management solutions on the web and we hope to back up to using it 100% soon. We miss it.

If you have any questions please feel free to shoot us an email at:

info@iamfriendswithsluts.com

And please keep your photo submissions coming. We’ll add them as soon as we get full access to the site and can make updates.

The.

Total.

Package.

Sometimes enough can’t be said about the understated elegance of an outfit made entirely out of bath mats. Sexy bath mats.

Not all pedafiles own vans or ice cream trucks.

Some drive black Jettas.

First, I usually put on my princess tiara and eat a big bowl of cereal .

Then I sprawl out on my tiger print comforter and have my invisible make-believe boyfriend go down on me for a half-hour or so while I enjoy one of my dad’s Miller Lites from the fridge out in the garage.

Yeah, it’s pretty dope when my parents go out of town and leave me home alone for the weekend.

STD Simon.

Yes, you actually have to pull the OFF switch on my lower lip to get me to stop fucking you.

USER SUBMISSION!

Nobody wants to fuck or read you, lady.

Give it a rest.