First, I usually put on my princess tiara and eat a big bowl of cereal .
Then I sprawl out on my tiger print comforter and have my invisible make-believe boyfriend go down on me for a half-hour or so while I enjoy one of my dad’s Miller Lites from the fridge out in the garage.
Yeah, it’s pretty dope when my parents go out of town and leave me home alone for the weekend.
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