Then mom and aunt Caroline got wasted at my Chuck E. Cheese birthday party and took turns sucking her boyfriend Hector’s boner through his jeans and getting air-humped doggie style by uncle Kenny (who was arrested later that night for driving while intoxicated and meth amphetamine possession) right there in the arcade next to the ball tank.
Worst. Eighth. Birthday. Ever.
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